Waluigi vs Papyrus

Waluigi vs Papyrus is the third episode of Fiction V. Fiction, featuring Waluigi from the Mario series and Papyrus from Undertale.

Interlude
Fame, acknowledgement, greatness. Something many want but when you're known as the loser, it's defiantly challenging to get any of that.

Waluigi

The purple, lanky Luigi from Mario.

Papyrus

The spaghetti loving skeleton from Undertale.

I'm Aipom and today my job is to compare these two characters and see who can win a match of Fiction V. Fiction!

Waluigi
(Cue: Waluigi Pinball Theme - Super Smash Bros. Brawl)

Little is known about Waluigi. Who is he? Where did he come from? What is Waluigi? As far as we know of, we is a friend or brother of Wario, Mario's rival. He also loves sports sense he's only appeared in the spin-off Mario games. But that doesn't mean he's weak.

Thanks to his lanky structure, he's quite flexible and he can jump higher than Mario or Luigi. He can somehow swim through air like he's in water, ground pound, can make small tornadoes, and even turn into one. He's capable of hypnosis by channeling it into is dancing and he carries a supply of bob-ombs on him, which are living bombs.

He's beaten Bowser in a fist fight, destroyed a machine by hitting it hard enough with a tennis ball, took a castle and a stadium size explosion, destroy rock by ground pounding on them, almost took over the Mushroom Kingdom by dancing, survived the explosion of about 100 bob-ombs, easily stomp people into the ground, send others flying with his tennis racket, runs a Briadal Boutique, survived Mario Party, and is very good at cheating.

And thanks to his time in sport games, his arsenal is very.... unique? He has a tennis racket from tennis, hammers, coins, red coins, that he drops on foe's head in Mario Party, boxing gloves in Game & Watch, a few golf clubs from golf, many karts and bikes that has an acceleration, drift, handling, and grip boost from go-karting, a baseball bat, laser beam that more just gets in the way, quick fastballs, super jump, an eggplant, a bullet bill, large baseballs, and a zig-zag moving ball from baseball, a purple vine that can make a wall or be used as a whip from soccer, and a basketball from basketball.

Waluigi isn't without his flaws tho. He's clumsy, lacks common sense, and while he has a huge suppy of weapons, none are built for directly for combat. He also is extremely self-loathing, if something doesn't go his way, he feels cheated by fate.

While he isn't in Smash Bros. yet and is highly memed upon by fans. Waluigi won't stop at nothing to get what he wants. And will kick your ass at any sport.

(Cue: Special Shot . Exhibition . Mario Tennis Aces)

Papyrus
(Cue: Bonetrousle)

Long ago, two races ruled over the Earth. Humans and Monsters. One day a war broke out and after a long battle, the humans won. The monsters were forced underground and after some kid and kid, a goat kid, died and the king ordered that every human that came underground must die. He created an army called the Royal Guard. Within the Royal Guard, you can find many monsters, like a spaghetti loving skeleton named Papyrus.

Papyrus and his brother, Sans, one day moved into a town called Snowdin and just asserted themselves. Papyrus became friends with Undyne and started training as well as join the Royal Guard. He vows to capture a human and be recognized for his greatness.

He can manipulate souls. The way he does it is by turning the soul blue, grounding them. Though they can still jump. He can manipulate bones by summoning them. These bones comes out of the ground or float in the air. They can move up and down while moving and even spell out words like "Cool Dude". There's even blue bones which is harmless if you stay still. He can apparently summon skateboards too.

Papyrus' attacks targets the soul directly. But because souls are the culmination of one's being, he's even damaging the physical body, not just the spiritual.

He's fast enough to keep up with Frisk, who've dodged lightning, capable of exiting and entering his environments in unorthodox fashions, can make traps, survived being electrocuted, and even Undyne remarks that Papyrus is pretty damn tuff.

But there are two things holding him back. He's too nice and he's an idiot. He couldn't tell the difference between a human and a rock, showed how to solve his own puzzles, got his 'Ultimate Attack' stolen by a dog, forgets he doesn't have ears, and befriended as well as go on a date with the human he was suppose to capture, going easy on them in their fight as well because he didn't want to hurt them.

But despite him being a poor excuse for a Royal Guard, his dream of being popular might've actually came true sense in the end of Undertale, he's seen driving a red convertible. So I guess to never let your stupidity hold you down from following your dreams.

(Cue: Best of Sans & Papyrus)

Fight
(Cue: Potion Shop - Zelda Ocarina of Time)

(We see Waluigi in Sakurai's office, asking to be put in Smash)

Waluigi: Please, Sakurai! Put poor ol' Waluigi in Smash!

(Sakurai shakes his head as he snaps his fingers)

(Master Hand appears and faces Waluigi)

(Waluigi sighs as Master Hand grabs Waluigi and chucks him out)

(Waluigi yells as he's being thrown)

Waluigi: I'll be back! Mark my WAAA!

(Cue: Undertale OST - Snowy)

(Later we see Papyrus and Sans talking to each other in the snowy woods by a cliffside)

Papyrus: SANS! We are looking for a human!

Sans: Alright.

(The two skeletons hear a distant, loud "Wa" coming towards them)

Papyrus: Sans, do you hear that?

Sans: Yeah. I think it's that guy.

(Sans points at a purple lanky man flying through the air)

(Waluigi crashes into a snowbank next to a rock within eye distance of Papyrus and Sans)

(Waluigi gets up, wiping snow off from his hat and then sees two skeletons looking at him)

Waluigi: Wa?

Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!!

(Papyrus leans to Sans and whispers)

Papyrus: Is that a human?

Sans: No, that's a rock.

Papyrus: Oh.

Sans: But that thing next to the rock is.

Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!!

(Papyrus points directly at Waluigi)

Papyrus: Well human! I, the Great Papyrus, will now be taking you!

Waluigi: Wa?

Papyrus: Come now human!

(Waluigi looks at Papyrus confused)

Papyrus: Well then. Looks like I, the Great Papyrus, shall need to take you by force!

Waluigi: Take Waluigi, eh? You can't take down Waluigi!

Papyrus: We'll see about that, foolish human.

Sans: Looks like you got it covered, I'll be at Grillby's. Don't freeze up on this.

(Sans chuckles to his joke before he walks off to town as Waluigi and Papyrus stands across each other)

(Cue: Undertale OST - Ghost Fight)

FIGHT!

(Waluigi pulls out a tennis racket and bob-omb, then hits the bob-omb as if it was a tennis ball)

(Papyrus catches the bob-omb)

Papyrus: Huh? What's this?

Waluigi: Wa?

(Papyrus looks at the bob-omb)

Papyrus: Such a cute creature. I shall name you Philip! C'mo-

(The bob-omb then explodes in front of Papyrus)

(Waluigi laughs at Papyrus' stupidity as Papyrus looks angry)

(Papyrus creates a few bones and they all head towards Waluigi)

(Waluigi pulls out more bob-ombs and bats them at the bones)

(The bob-ombs blow up, breaking the bones)

Papyrus: No match human! You shall not defeat my next attack!

(Papyrus makes blue bones and Waluigi knocks more bob-ombs at the bones, but this time they moved out if the way of the bob-ombs)

Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Foolish human! If you move you shall be annihilated!

(Waluigi cowards in fear as the blue bones went by him)

(Waluigi stops cowarding as the bones go right past him, then he looks at Papyrus)

Papyrus: Seems you have figured put my puzzle, foolish human!

(Waluigi face palms. Then he strikes several bob-ombs at Papyrus)

(Papyrus creates a skateboard and states out of the way while creating bones that says "Cool Dude" behind him)

(Waluigi knocks a regular tennis ball in Papyrus' direction, in front of the skateboard)

(Papyrus skates into the ball, causing him to flop off the board into the snow)

(Waluigi rushes at Papyrus and attemps the stomp him into the ground, but Papyrus gets up at the last second)

(Waluigi stomps the snow where Papyrus' head was and Papyrus creates a bone right above Waluigi)

(The bone goes downwards, hitting Waluigi on the head)

(Waluigi became stunned for a moment, with small Para Koopa's circling his head)

(Papyrus then summons a crooked bone from the ground, hitting Waluigi in the chest while also pushing Waluigi back)

(Waluigi lands in the snow. He gets up and shakes his head)

Papyrus: Take that, human!

(Waluigi swaps his tennis racket out for his baseball bat and swings a baseball at Papyrus)

(Papyrus creates bones to block the ball, but the ball moves out of the way of the bone)

(The ball moves in several directions until hitting Papyrus on the head)

(Papyrus falls down as flying plates of spaghetti circles his head)

(Waluigi pulls out a bullet pill and fires it at Papyrus)

(Papyrus gets back up and shakes his head. Then he sees the bullet bill)

(Papyrus quickly creates a massive bone to block the bullet bill)

(The bullet bill breaks through the bones, but Papyrus makes a crooked bone and skates to the top on his skateboard)

(Papyrus does a nollie shove it off the top of the bone as the bullet explodes by hitting the bone)

(Cue: SNES Battle Course 4 Mario Kart Wii Music)

(Papyrus lands as Waluigi looks in total awe)

(Papyrus skates at Waluigi as he breaks out of Papyrus' trance)

(Waluigi puts one hand in his pocket and comes out with a boxing glove on it)

(He runs at Papyrus and goes in the punch him)

(Papyrus ducks so Waluigi misses)

Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Seems like you missed, foolish human!

(While Papyrus was laughing, he didn't notice that he was heading straight at a tree)

(Papyrus crashes into the tree as the snow froms it falls onto him)

(Waluigi chages his glove for a big baseball, then he smacks it against his baseball bat, sending it flying at Papyrus)

(Papyrus gets out of the snow and wipes it off his suit. He looks up to see a big baseball heading at him)

(Papyrus panicked but then the baseball turned into a regular sized ball)

(Papyrus got hit in the head by the ball and got dizzy for a second)

(He quickly shook it off but then an eggplant was heading towards him)

(Papyrus quickly dodge as the eggplant splattered against the tree)

Papyrus: An eggplant? Really?

(But when Papyrus looked, he didn't see Waluigi)

Papyrus: Human? Where'd you go?

(Then a bob-omb landed right in front of him)

Papyrus: Oh?

(The bob-omb blew up in front of Papyrus)

(Papyrus started to run and look for Waluigi)

(More bob-ombs rained from the sky as Papyrus ran)

(He then looked up and saw Waluigi swimming in the air while mocking him)

Papyrus: Human get down from there!

Waluigi: I got a present for you!

Papyrus: A present!? For me!?

Waluigi: Yup! Here ya go!

(Waluigi drops a box and Papyrus catches it and smiles)

Papyrus: Thank you, human! Maybe that human isn't that bad after all...

(Papyrus opens the box and it has a bob-omb in it)

Papyrus: Oh you slippery snai-

(The bob-omb blows up in Papyrus' face. Covering it in ash)

(Papyrus shakes it off as Waluigi falls from the sky with a ground pound on Papyrus)

(This forced Papyrus half way into the ground as Waluigi mocks him)

(Waluigi pulls out a gulf club and hits Papyrus in the head. Hard enough to knock him out of the ground)

(Papyrus gets up and summons 100 bones, a mixture of blue and regular bones)

Papyrus: Take this, human!

Waluigi: Oh wa...

(The bones all head at Waluigi at once, cornering him)

(Waluigi jumps up, trying to get over the wall of bones. But they were just to tall for Waluigi to jump over them)

(Waluigi falls in the barrage of bones, basically getting trampled by them)

Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Silly human, you cannot win this match. I, the Great Papyrus, have won this duel!

(Cue: Undertale OST - Stronger Monsters)

(The bones start to be blown away by Waluigi twirling fast enough to look like he's a tornado)

Waluigi: You were saying?

Papyrus: No matter! I will still be victorious!

(Waluigi starts throwing hammers and coins at Papyrus as Papyrus summons more bones that heads towards Waluigi)

(The bones overpower the projectiles but Waluigi jumps over the bones)

(He pulls out his tennis racket again and whacks bob-ombs at Papyrus before he lands)

(Papyrus blocks them by using bones, then he sends a pattern of blue and regular bones at Waluigi)

(Waluigi stays still on the first blue but gets hit by the rest)

(Papyrus sends a dozen of moving bones at Waluigi)

(But Waluigi swims through the middle of the bones and gets up close to Papyrus)

(Waluigi turns into a tornado and hits Papyrus)

(Papyrus gets knocked back, almost falling off the edge into a river)

Papyrus: That was close. Now take this human!

(Papyrus steps away from the and bombards Waluigi with bones)

(Waluigi dodges half the bones by swimming and dancing around them)

(Papyrus keeps creating bones and Waluigi starts having a hard time keeping up)

(Waluigi eventually throws a bob-omb at Papyrus, but it hits a bone first, causing it to blow up)

(This explosion causes Papyrus to stop and for Waluigi to catch his breath)

Waluigi: Alright you skeleton! You think ya hot stuff? Well check out Waluigi's moves!

(Waluigi starts dancing and Papyrus watches in total awe)

Papyrus: Wow! I haven't seen anything so elegant in my life!

(Waluigi's dancing hypnotizes Papyrus, putting him in a trance)

(Waluigi takes this time to run off into the woods)

(A few seconds later, Papyrus snaps out of his trance and realizes Waluigi is missing again)

Papyrus: Slippery snails! The human got away!

(Suddenly a bike can be heard driving closer and closer to Papyrus)

Papyrus: What is that noise?

(Waluigi comes out of the woods in his bike, called Zipper, doing a wheely)

Papyrus: I, the Great Papyrus, shall end this now! Behold my ultimate attack!

(Papyrus attemps to use his ultimate attack on Waluigi, but looks down at the distance to see a dog chewing on a bone)

Papyrus: Stop taking my ultimate attack you d-

(Waluigi runs into Papyrus before he could finish with the front tire grinding on Papyrus' face)

(Waluigi drives towards the cliff with Papyrus desperately trying to escape)

(Waluigi jumps off the bike last second as it drives off the cliff with Papyrus)

Papyrus: NOOOOOO!!!

(The bike crashes onto the wall of the cliff, blowing up with Papyrus)

Waluigi: Wah heh heh heh! Waluigi is number one!

Result
(Cue: Credits 2 - Mario Kart Wii)

K.O!

(Waluigi turns around and Sans is in front of him with one blue eye as Papyrus' cape blows away in the wind)

Waluigi finally won something that wasn't a sports game. Damn... wait, where did he get the bike?

This is fairly close. With Papyrus' attacks being able to damage Waluigi's soul, Papyrus could've possibly taken the win if he got a few more hits.

First with durability, and Waluigi takes the win with surviving massive explosions while Papyrus can take a good amount of punches until he gets his ass kicked by a human child. Papyrus has even been taken down in 1 hit in separate universes.

Waluigi is hella stronger too. He's beaten Bowser in a fist fight and destroyed a machine with a tennis ball. While Undyne has stated that Papyrus is strong, he's barely shown that strength.

Papyrus is faster though, keeping up with Frisk. Waluigi is fast but he hasn't shown much feats in speed. And Waluigi is stated to be slower than Mario and Luigi, who had moved in light speeds.

Waluigi had a massive arsenal that was all over the place. While Papyrus was limited to bones, Waluigi had plenty of sports related tools and some extra things to overwhelm Papyrus.

While Waluigi isn't the brightest, he's somewhat smarter. He's learned how to do hypnosis and how to input in his dancing while Papyrus showed how to solve his puzzle and was surprised that Frisk solved it.

Papyrus has had more training than Waluigi. Waluigi never have gone under training while Papyrus has been trained by Undyne.

While Papyrus may be faster and been trained, Waluigi was just too strong, durable, just smarter, and had to big and unpredictable of an arsenal for Papyrus to win.

In the end, Papyrus was boned.

The winner is Waluigi

Trivia

 * The connections are that they are both losers who want to become popular. They are both beloved by their fanbases for their dorkieness and end up accomplishing their dreams in popularity. Neither characters are taken seriously or as legitimist foes for the main hero. They both are always with their partners (Wario and Sans) whenever on their anticts. They both also see themselves as cool and respectable dudes.


 * Waluigi vs Papyrus was the first episode to get featured on the Death Battle Amino
 * The next nine episodes to get featured are Star Butterfly vs Steven Universe, Mr. Fantastic vs Plastic Man, Yuno Gasai vs Genocide Jack, Izuku Midoriya vs Miles Morales, Monika vs Giffany, Crona vs Shiro, Clementine vs Ellie, Ninja Brian vs Dr. McNinja, and Ban vs Deadpool.
 * Waluigi vs Papyrus is the creature's favorite episode
 * Waluigi vs Papyrus was originally planned to happen in a different season
 * When getting moved to this season, it was planned as episode four originally until being moved up to episode three
 * Waluigi vs Papyrus was made in two days
 * Waluigi vs Papyrus is the second quickest episode to make, with the quickest being Monika vs Giffany