Harley Quinn vs Juliet

Harley Quinn vs Juliet is the ninth episode of Fiction V. Fiction, featuring Harley Quinn from DC and Juliet from Lollipop Chainsaw.

Interlude
Ah, crazy people. Something that can be quite fun in the world of fiction, and today we'll be pinning two crazy blonde chicks so we know who's more deadly.

Harley Quinn

the psychotic killer jester from DC.

And

Juliet Starling

the chainsaw wielding zombie killer from Lollipop Chainsaw

I'm Aipom and today I'm here to determine who between these two characters could win a match of Fiction V. Fiction

Harley Quinn
(Cue: Harley Quinn's Theme)

Gotham City, home of the caped crusader, Batman. As well as some of DC's most threatening villains like The Riddler, Deathstroke, Bane, and The Joker. But there's one villain infamous for their history with the Joker, Harley Quinn!

Harleen Frances Quinzel was a model student, in addition to receiving high grades in college, she was also a dedicated gymnast, winning a scholarship to Gotham City University. She became a psychiatrist intern at Arkham Asylum, going by Dr. Harleen Quinzel. While researching the lunatics at Arkham, she became fascinated with one particular inmate. Ambitiously volunteering to analyze him, she pleaded with the doctors at Arkham for three months before she could treat him. She fell madly in love with him, helping him escape Arkham Asylum and getting herself locked up, she got her license revoked. During an earthquake in Gotham City, she fled an joined up with the inmate she freed, Joker, then taking a dip in some chemicals, she became the Clown Prince of Crime's sidekick, Harley Quinn!

Thanks to her college grades and being a gymnast, she's an Olympic-level gymnast and acrobatics, above-average agility and fighting skill that let's her fight on par with Batman, has medical experience and is a skilled surgeon and doctor, and is a good marksman. And because of being insane from working with the Joker and being a psychologist, she can be manipulated.

You know Poison Ivy? Well, she injected Harley with a serum that gave her an immunity to poisons. And because of Joker exposing her to chemicals, it raised her physique and gave her an immunity to certain chemicals, while it making her more insane. But due to both of those, she has an immunity to certain chemicals and diseases, a slight healing factor that let's her heal from bullet wounds, enhanced strength and stamina so she can survive normally fatal accidents, and gave her impressive agility that let's her be able to anticipate gunshots and batarangs.

Harley carries a huge assortment of weapons, reining from some common weapons to out-of-the-box thinking. She has oversized wooden mallets and sledgehammers, numerous explosive devices, dual .357 Revolvers or Customized Chiappa Rhino 60DS (6 cylinder magnum revolver) that both sometimes depicted with cork-like bullets, a Personalized Baseball Bat named Good Night, a machine gun with a grenade launcher strapped on, a chainsaw, batons, an oversized boxing glove gun that can break walls, a jack-in-a-box bomb, a snare trap, a fake mustache/lockpick, a squeaky hammer, mateba autorevolver, pop guns that has a rope and cork, knock-out gas, rubber chicken, "BANG!" flag (can impale people and even explode), rubber bullets, small cannonballs with a pink aura, a grenade launcher that can blow up cars, shurikens, kunai, pop rocks, explosive bubble gum, a picture of the Joker, a boxing glove, explosive pies, one of Poison Ivy's plants that heals her, flower spray, a time bomb, grenades, explosive cream pies, syringe, truth serum, silly string wrap, a jetpack, a motorcycle, Poison Ivy's potion that boosts her strength, speed, agility, and durability, and her pet hyenas, Bud and Lou.

She's lead Joker's gang, defeated Killer Croc, thrown Joker up a two story building so hard a street sign broke, broke a guy's head that was a literary hammer (100 tons per square inch of force), briefly became a Green Lantern, caught Batman off guard with a hammer to the head twice, defeated Joker on some occasions, held her own against Lex Luthor's aide Mercy Graves, beat Nightwing and freed Poison Ivy from prison, stole Lobo's motorcycle and got away with it (by ripping his head off), dodged point blank shots from Deadshot, tanked hits from Killer Croc (who've lifted a 23 ton school bus), laughed off a session on the electric chair, tossed Two-Face over a balcony, beheaded a giant shark, manage to crawl out of a gravitational field that left a crater in the ground, withstood an explosion equivalent to 564 tons of tnt (though it did knock her out), dodged rockets from Penguin's umbrella, survived an indirect hit from one of Penguin's rockets, flipped over the Arkham Gate with just a jump, survived being stabbed through the torso by Wonder Woman, incapacitated Wonder Woman, shrugged off Scarecrow's fear toxins and even admitted that she huffs it for kicks, captured Batman and almost fed him to a pool of piranhas, and even escaped hell.

Though she has her faults. She's completely insane, clumsy, and occasionally idiotic. And Batman has defeated her on several occasions, often without much effort. And she is often blinded by her love for the Joker, even when leaving him.

But despite being known as a villain, she's become an anti-hero on several occasions and joining several teams like Suicide Squad and Birds of Prey, as well as becoming best friends with Poison Ivy. So possibly there's a slight bit of sanity still in there, somewhere.

(Cue: Harley Quinn - I'm Not Even A Real Blonde)

Juliet
(Cue: Lollipop Chainsaw OST - Lollipop (by The Chordetta))

Imagine that one day you go to high school and you feel like it'll be a regular ol day. But suddenly a zombie outbreak begin because some emo mother fucker named Swan decided to unleash hell onto the world with a zombie outbreak. But good thing we have Zombie Hunters, people who hunt zombies, quite self-explanatory. One of these zombie hunters are known as Juliet Starling. And she just turned 18.

On the surface, Juliet may seem like your regular highschooler. Being a cheerleader and having a jock as a boyfriend. But her and her family are zombie hunters, and a zombie outbreak started on her 18th birthday. But her biggest worry wasn't surviving, it was to get to school to meet her boyfriend, Nick. But to realize she was too late and he got bitten. Luckily, however, she was able to save him by decapitating his head and performing a magical ritual. So now she's a kickass, zombie hunting master with a boyfriend head.

And what better weapon for a teenage girl that hunts zombies to have then a bedazzled chainsaw? This chainsaw is the best chainsaw I ever heard of for how useful it is. It can slice through metal bars, concrete, slice cars in half with ease, steel poles, and even through a massive loudspeaker. Her chainsaw even has some special modes. There's Chainsaw Blaster, where she can change her chainsaw into a blaster that can shoot up to 36 explosive shots. And there's Chainsaw Dash, where her chainsaw really revs up and kicks up speed. It grindes in front of her across the ground and goes fast enough to move the sound barrier, which is over 767 mph. Her chainsaw even has a phone in it and the best part is that it turns on right away instead of constantly stopping.

She also has pom-poms from being a cheerleader. She can punch her foes in the face with them to stun her target, then take them down with her chainsaw.

Also remember that boyfriend head, Nick? Well surprisingly he's a pretty good weapon. You think she just throws him at her target and he bites them? Well he can do much more than that. With Nick Toss, she can attach Nick to a ribbon and spin him around to damage foes. Nick Popper, he can be fired back and forth from a popper cannon. And Nick Shoot, where Juliet kicks him like a soccer ball and hit all the enemies in the area. Don't worry, he has a helmet on for all this. And if Juliet put his head on a blue headless zombie, he can survive explosions and even punch hard enough to make explosions. And his head always comes back like magic.

Speaking of magic, she knows it. While it's not shown as much, she did preform a ritual to keep Nick alive so there's some proof of that. She even has 5 lollipops that can replenish health.

She has a mode that can be used in short bursts from murdering zombies, called Sparkling Hunting. This mode immensely boosts her strength, speed, and durability. Even let's her push off hoards of zombies right on her.

She's jumped over buses moving at 75 mph, send zombie heads flying, survived being sent from ground to above cloud level, sliced through an elephant motercycl (21 per square inch of force), withstood being pushed back by the force of sound and even pushed back against it, dodged and survived lightning, been killing zombies ever since she was 6 months old, knows magic, dodged Zed who could move in a blur, avoided Zed's words which likely move at the speed of sound, survived falling from a ship that was above cloud level, dodged gunfire and a wrecking ball, can kill zombies by pole dancing, leapfrog over zombies thanks to her cheerleading, outran a building falling, survived being shot from the school to the junkyard (which was miles away) and got back up and killed the guy who sent her there, sliced a flying saucer in half, outran explosions, and can even jump off zombies and kill them before they even realize it. Remember that Swan guy that started the outbreak? Well he summoned the king zombie called KillaBilly, who is a giant zombie Elvis impersonator...fuck this game is weird. Anyways, in this battle, she's avoided lasers from his eyes, held open his mouth with her chainsaw, and survived being inside him (don't ask) when he exploded and survived without a scratch.

But she isn't without her flaws. She's gullible, being suspectable to illusions. And Sparkling Hunting has a limited amount of time during uses.

But her flaws are quite minor to her feats. After all, she saved the world in less than a day and even got Nick a body back. Wasn't his original body, was her Asian teacher's body. But if another zombie outbreak comes, you can bet on Juliet to save the world from the zombie hell.

(Cue: Lollipop Chainsaw - Nick Can't Speak Japanese)

Fight
(Cue: Epic ZOMBIE Soundtrack, track 4)

(A zombie is charging at Harley Quinn in a school hallway)

(She smashes its head with her baseball bat and looks around)

Harley: The hell am I? And who are these freak shows?

(More zombies starts to approach her)

(She hears a chainsaw running and someone running)

(The person, Juliet, jumps over Harley and slices up the zombies with her chainsaw)

(The vanquished zombies vanished as Juliet finishes them off)

Juliet: These zombies are so annoying!

Nick: Uhh, Juliet?

Juliet: What is it, Nick?

(Juliet turns around and sees Harley)

Harley: What the fuck is that thing!? Ya keep one of those creepos on your ass? Heh, you're just as nutty as me, kid!

Juliet: Don't call Nick a creepo!

Nick: Juliet, let's just back away from this one. She isn't a zombie.

Juliet: No Nick! If she wants to disrespect you then she's gonna have it!

Harley: You wanna fight, tutts? Come get some!

(Cue: Lollipop Chainsaw - Zombie Tackle)

FIGHT!

(Juliet rushes at Harley with her chainsaw and attempts to saw her in half)

(But Harley deflects the chainsaw with her baseball bat)

(Juliet kicks Harley in the stomach as the chainsaw grinds against the baseball bat)

(She swings the chainsaw up and then starts to spin around)

(Before Juliet could hit Harley, she dodges by jumping back)

(When Juliet stopped spinning, Harley throws a rubber chicken at her, slapping her in the face)

(Harley goes in to smash Juliet's head with the bat)

(But Juliet kicks Harley in the side and into a locker, causing her to drop her baseball bat

(Juliet rams her chainsaw towards Harley, but Harley was able to just dodge)

(The chainsaw cuts into the locker and gets stuck)

(Harley grabs her baseball bat and goes in to strike Juliet in the back with it)

Nick: Juliet! Behind you!

(Juliet leaves the chainsaw in the locker and punches Harley in the face with a pom-pom before Harley could hit her)

(She punches Harley again with another pom-pom, then kicks her in the stomach, knocking her back)

(Juliet then pulls her chainsaw out from the locker)

(Harley pulls out her sledgehammer as Juliet tries to slash her)

(She blocks Juliet attack and thrusts her hammer, pushing Juliet back)

(She swings her hammer at Juliet, but Juliet dodges, causing the hammer to crash into a locker)

(Harley pulls out her squeaky and bops Juliet on the head, then grabs her actual hammer from the locker before striking Juliet in the stomach)

(The blow knocks Juliet through a classroom window with a class of zombies inside)

(She eats a lollipop and swings around her chainsaw, killing zombies)

(Harley jumps in and notices the gang of zombies)

Harley: Bug off you undead assholes!

(A zombie goes after Harley, but she shoots it in the head with a "BANG" flag gun)

(Juliet finishes the class of zombies, with a teacher zombie jumping out a window to outside)

(Harley rushes at Juliet with her sledgehammer)

(She swings at Juliet but misses, slamming it into a desk)

(Juliet swings her chainsaw at Harley, managing to cut her in the stomach)

(Harley swings around her hammer, but Juliet keeps avoiding the attack)

(Juliet kicks Harley where she slashed her)

(She grunts, but she endures the hit and grabs Juliet's leg)

(She tosses Juliet into a cabinet, causing Juliet to drop her chainsaw)

(After throwing her, Harley rushes at Juliet with her sledgehammer)

(But Juliet gets up in time and dodges, then kicks Harley in the side again before leap frogging over her)

(She then kicks Harley in the back, pushing her towards the window that the zombie jumped out of)

(Harley takes a glance and sees a large group of zombies outside)

(Juliet rushes at her, then punches her with a pom pom)

(Harley takes out an explosive pie and shoves it into Juliet's face, then kicks her back)

(The pie detonates and explodes in Juliet's face, with the blow knocking her into a wall)

(Harley grabs her hammer and charges at Juliet)

Nick: Juliet! Get your chainsaw!

(Harley is about to slam her hammer against Juliet, but she was able to dodge)

Juliet: Chainsaw blaster!

(Her chainsaw changes to the chainsaw blaster, with 36 shots)

(She starts shooting at Harley, as she runs to avoid the shots)

(Harley pulls out her baseball bat and starts thwacking back the shots)

(Juliet fires the last ball and it lands, hitting Harley in the chest and knocks her out the window to outside)

(Harley crashes into the hoard of zombies)

(The chainsaw blaster turns back into the regular chainsaw, then Juliet jumps out the window after Harley)

(Cue: Lollipop Chainsaw - Love for My Insane Lover)

(She impales one of the zombies with her chainsaw as Harley gets up)

(Harley bashes the zombies heads with a hammer)

(Juliet notices a blue headless zombie in the crowd)

(She leaves Harley to handle the gang of undead and puts Nick on the headless zombie)

Juliet: Go get em, Nick!

(Nick goes after Harley as she finishes off the zombies and Juliet cheers for Nick)

(She notices Nick as he is about to slam his fist onto her)

Harley: Eek!

(Harley dodges as his fist strikes the ground with an explosion)

(He swings his fists around at Harley, being able to get a hit in and knocking her into a wall)

(She pulls out a jack-in-a-box and charges at Nick)

(She slides under Nick and leaves the jack-in-a-box under him)

Juliet: Come back, Nick!

(Harley rushes at Juliet as Nick teleports back to Juliet and the box explodes, destroying the headless zombies)

Juliet: Nick Popper!

(Her chainsaw turns into a popper cannon with Nick inside)

(She fires Nick at Harley, hitting her in the face)

(Nick returns into the cannon and Juliet starts bombarding Harley with Nick shoots)

(Harley covers her face with her arms as Nick is fired at her)

(The last shot of the cannon hits Harley in the stomach)

(The chainsaw turns back to Normal and Juliet rushes at Harley)

(Harley grabs her hammer and rushes at Juliet)

(She strikes the ground to propel herself over Juliet and hits her in the back)

(She then pulls out her boxing glove gun and shoots Juliet with it, propelling her into a school bus)

(Juliet falls onto the ground after crashing into the bus)

Nick: Juliet! Are you alright?

Juliet: Don't worry about me, Nick!

Harley: Don't forget about me, doll face!

(Juliet gets up and sees Harley with her duel revolvers)

(Juliet charges at Harley, who starts firing)

(Juliet dodges the bullets and grindes her chainsaw again the ground in front of her)

Juliet: Chainsaw Dash!

(She starts speeding up and Harley puts away her revolvers)

(Harley gets a running start and jumps over Juliet and lands on top of the bus)

(Just then, a truck of gasoline canisters crashes and the canisters fall all over)

Juliet: OMG! That's so convenient!

Nick: You're telling me.

(She makes a u-turn towards the canisters)

(Harley pulls out her machine gun grenade launcher hybrid and starts firing the machine gun part at Juliet)

(She attempts to dodge the bullets, but most grazes her)

(Juliet runs into some gasoline canisters, giving her chainsaw more fuel)

Harley: Huh. Would think they'd explode... Good thing these do!

(She starts firing grenades, blowing up the remaining canisters and even some explosions graze Juliet)

(Juliet uses a car as a ramp to get up to Harley)

(Harley tosses her machine gun grenade launcher to the side and pulls back out her baseball, bracing for impact)

(The chainsaw collides with the baseball bat, grinding against it and sparks fly)

(The chainsaw starts slicing through the baseball bat and Harley notices it)

(Harley gasps and then turns the bat and punches Juliet in the face, knocking her away, dropping her chainsaw as she lands)

(Cue: Lollipop Chainsaw - Zombie Guts)

(Harley tosses the broken baseball bat to the side and picks back up her machine gun grenade launcher)

Harley: This is for Good Night!

(She starts firing at Juliet, as Juliet eats a lollipop and runs towards her chainsaw)

(Harley runs out of ammo and tosses her gun at Juliet)

(Juliet dodges and grabs her chainsaw as she runs at Harley)

(She jumps up and slashes downwards in attempt to slice Harley in half)

(But Harley dodges as Juliet slices the bus in half instead)

(Harley puts on her jetpack and flies up, while putting out some bombs)

Juliet: Hey! That's not fair!

(Harley starts throwing bombs at Juliet while laughing)

(Juliet reves up her chainsaw and rainbow color starts coming from it, entering Sparkling Hunting)

(Juliet grinds her chainsaw against the ground in front of herself like she did before)

(She aims for a wall of the school while avoiding the bombs being thrown at her)

Nick: Uhh, Juliet?

Juliet: I know what I'm doing, Nick!

Nick: You're going straight into a wall!

Juliet: I know, Nick!

Nick: What!?

(Juliet grinds her chainsaw against the wall of the building and she starts running up it)

Nick: Okay, what the hell!?

Harley: That ain't fair!

(Juliet kicks off the wall once she was high enough)

(Harley throws a bomb at Juliet, but she slices through it, withstanding the explosion)

(Harley tries to fly away, but Juliet strikes the jetpack, causing it to explode and propel them the opposite way)

(Harley crashes into the ground as Juliet crashes into the school through a window)

(Harley gets up, badly injured, and Juliet comes running out of the school with a zombie corpse flying outside of it)

(Harley uses her mallet to get herself back up)

(Juliet charges at Harley, picking her chainsaw up from the ground and firmly gripping it)

(Harley lifts her mallet and charges at Juliet)

(Harley slams her mallet, aiming for Juliet but she dodges)

(Juliet swings her chainsaw at Harley, aiming to cut off her head)

(But Harley ducks and rams her mallet into Juliet's stomach)

(She then uppercuts Juliet before knocking over Juliet with her mallet)

(She raises up her mallet and gets ready to crush Juliet)

(But Juliet slashes Harley's knee with her chainsaw, causing Harley to drop her hammer and grip her knee)

(Juliet gets up and lifts up her chainsaw, ready to finish off Harley)

(Harley smirks and starts laughing)

Juliet: What's so funny?

Harley: You really are another bubble headed blonde bimbo!

(Harley gets up and tosses a canister onto the ground)

(Poisonous gas sprays out of the canister as Harley keeps laughing)

(Juliet and Nick breaths in the gas and Juliet falls onto the ground)

(Harley picks up her sledgehammer and lifts it up)

Nick: J-Juliet...

(Harley smashes her hammer onto Juliet's head, crushing her skull as the poison kills Nick)

Harley: Now ain't I a stinker?

Results
(Cue: Batman Arkham City Harley Quinn Revenge Ending Credits Music Song)

(Harley walks away with one of Juliet's lollipops in her mouth while some zombies feast of Juliet and Nick)

K.O!

That was a two-for-one finisher right there.

This matchup was fairly close. With Harley being a gymnastic and Juliet being a cheerleader, they were both quite athletic. But there was just enough that leaned in Harley's favor.

They were both strong, with Harley breaking the hammer guy's head being equal to 100 tons per square inch. While impressive, Juliet has cut a UFO in half. Record, the bottom part of the UFO was damaged from a bomb, she would've still have to slice through the top part of it. To cut through this UFO, Juliet would need to output 34,278 tons of force. That is far more than what Harley has outputted.

And both are incredibly durable. Harley survived an explosion worth 564 tons of TNT and Juliet survived being in KillaBilly exploding. But let's look closely at the KillaBilly explosion feat. We never saw KillaBilly explode and if KillaBilly dies like how every other zombie in the game did, then he just disappeared. Juliet has never even done any other feats close to that, making her actual best feat durability surviving Zed's yell sending her from the school to the dump. While Harley did pass out and Juliet got up without a scratch, I'd say Harley is slightly more durable, with the explosion being worth more than the trip from the school to the dump.

But Juliet is much faster than Harley. While Harley has dodged Dead Shot's bullets from point blink and missiles from the Penguin's umbrella, Juliet has dodged laser beams from KillaBilly. Lasers are much faster than rockets and bullets, giving Juliet the speed advantage.

But this is where it usually leans in Harley's favor. In intelligence, Harley is defiantly smarter. Juliet is stated by her dad to be a tactical genius but this is coming from the guy who used a staple gun to reattach his left nut. But even if she is, when she had a plan it was before going into combat. While Harley is a registered psychologist and has caught Batman off guard, giving her an advantage in intelligence.

And with arsenal, while Juliet can use her chainsaw for quite a number of things, Harley has a large number of unique weapons, giving her the ace with an arsenal.

Experience goes to Harley though, with her being older and her times with Joker. While Juliet has been hunting zombies sense she was a baby, Harley has definitely fought much more battles and Juliet usually fights zombies, not humans or superhumans.

But endurance leads to Juliet. Harley has laughed off the electric chair and grown an immunity to gases, inhaling Scarecrow's toxic gas for laughs, but all of these feats that Juliet achieved has been under 24 hours, giving Juliet the edge.

While Juliet may have higher endurance, stronger, and faster. Harley had a bigger arsenal, was smarter, more experienced, and was too durable for Juliet to take down.

Juliet didn't have what it took to Nick this win while Harley clowned around.

The winner is Harley Quinn!

Trivia

 * The connections between Harley Quinn and Juliet is that they are both blonde girls that are crazy for a specific guy (Joker and Nick) and crazy in general. They both fight inhuman creatures and crazy humans who want to see the world burn. Both have an arsenal that involved their love interest and both have an absurd arsenals.
 * The two also look alike with Harley Quinn's new design outside of the Jester outfit
 * Harley Quinn vs Juliet was the first episode made where the fight was originally written in a notebook before being transferred to the post
 * Harley Quinn vs Juliet is the first episode to bring back a franchise that was already in a previous episode
 * Harley Quinn va Juliet is the second episode to feature a DC character
 * The first DC episode was Mr. Fantastic vs Plastic Man
 * The episode was originally called Harley Quinn vs Juliet Starling, until the Starling part was dropped from the title
 * Harley Quinn vs Juliet was the first episode to be made after the group of episodes made on a separate Amino before being transferred to the Death Battle Amino
 * Juliet was originally planned to win, until finding more info for Harley Quinn that made things lead to her favor